bancuri scurte in engleza

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bancuri scurte in engleza

Postby Emilian » 14 Feb 2011, 16:40

- Gaura unui covrig costa bani?
- Sigur ca nu.
- Si atunci de ce nu o fac mai mare?


- Cum gaseste un cioban o oaie in munti?
- Acceptabila.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mai sunt unele bune la http://bancuri-glume-poante.blogspot.com/
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Re: bancuri scurte in engleza

Postby Emilian » 14 Feb 2011, 16:41

Inca una buna :))

- Ce gandeste un leu care vede trecand un cavaler in armura?
- Iar conseve?
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Re: bancuri scurte in engleza

Postby madalina » 15 Feb 2011, 13:07

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." :))
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Re: bancuri scurte in engleza

Postby andreea_iasi » 16 Feb 2011, 22:33

Two balloons are floating across the desert.
One balloon says to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a
few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."

So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,
so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"

God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."

The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you,
how much is a million dollars?"

God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."

The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me
five cents please?"

God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son.
Just wait five minutes!"





Genie joke

A woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp.
She picks it up and rubs it, and out comes a genie.

The genie says to the woman, "Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp.
I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your horrible ex-husband will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"

The woman says, "I'd like a million dollars in my bank account, please!"

The genie says, "You now have a million dollars in your bank account,
and your ex-husband now has two million dollars. What is your second wish?"

The woman says, "I've always wanted a nice car. I'd like a brand new
Rolls-Royce, please!"

The genie says, "You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage
at home, and your ex-husband now has two new Rolls-Royces.
What is your third wish?"

The woman thought for a while and then said, "I'd like you to remove one
of my kidneys, please!"
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Re: bancuri scurte in engleza

Postby ionika2 » 17 Oct 2011, 11:03

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away.
"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.
"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language." http://ro.english-attack.com
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Re: bancuri scurte in engleza

Postby ionika2 » 18 Oct 2011, 13:40

A French fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender “Hey , could I get a beer please?”
The bartender looks at him shaking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here” 8-)

:D
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Re: bancuri scurte in engleza

Postby ionika2 » 21 Oct 2011, 14:12

What happens to astronauts who misbehave? They’re grounded :D
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Re: bancuri scurte in engleza

Postby ionika2 » 27 Oct 2011, 15:39

Santa & Banta got tired using mobile cell phones. For a change, they decided to use pigeons to send sweet messages. And this hilarious scheme worked very fine.
One day Santa sends his pigeon.
Banta sees, the pigeon is without any message. He picks his mobile and asks Santa: The pigeon is without any sweet message.
Santa: Oye khotey, that was a missed call. 8-) :lol:

http://ro.english-attack.com
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Re: bancuri scurte in engleza

Postby ionika2 » 27 Oct 2011, 15:39

What is the difference between "complete and finish"?
When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one, you are finished !!!!!

Why do elephants drink so much?
To try to forget.

What does a confused bee say?
To bee or not to bee!

What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee!
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http://ro.english-attack.com[/url]
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Re: bancuri scurte in engleza

Postby ionika2 » 28 Oct 2011, 14:41

fiindca tot se apropie Halloween-ul ..here goes:



What do you call two witches living together?
Answer: Broommates.
http://ro.english-attack.com/photovocab/halloween
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